2. If you come home from the ranch thinking you got a nice tan while working calves, only to realize after your shower it was just a layer of dirt, you might be a cowboy's wife.
3. If you have ever gotten cramps in your arm while doing laundry because of the ridiculous amount of spray-n-wash required, you might be a cowboy's wife.
4. If you have 132 recipes saved for whenever your husband decides to do away with the wild hog he caught and is feeding up in your spare horse trailer, you might be a cowboy's wife.
5. If your child's favorite snack is cake, COW cake that is, you might be a cowboy's wife.
6. If your dog and a horse have ever had to share your fenced in yard, you might be a cowboy's wife.
7. If you are ever shocked by the fact that your husband does NOT have spurs on, you might be a cowboy's wife.
8. If you were ever told you would probably be "calving" at the same time as the heifers on the south pasture, you might be a cowboy's wife.
9. If you have a second job just to "feed" your husband horse habit, you might be a cowboy's wife.
10. If you feel the need to warn the sweet high school boy helping you to your car at the grocery store about the guns in your truck, you might be a cowboy's wife.
11. If your husband has ever timed a diaper change, and then threw his arms up at the end, you might be a cowboy's wife.
12. If you have ever spent more money on a pair of boots than your monthly rent, you might be a cowboy's wife.
I love being a cowboy's wife. I am never short on reasons to laugh. And I'm sure I will have more of these to come!! <3
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LIKE!! Those are totally hilarious and awesome. =)
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